if you’re protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then i want to date you
in middle school computer class i saw that firefox had saved another username on gaia at my terminal so i went to that kids profile and commented like: “hi! we sit in the same chair in computer class!”
and he replied
“gee!!!! wow!!!!!!!!!! i dont FUCKING care!!!”
and now he is a republican fursuiter and also he is in jail
good manners are important
clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud
this cloud doesnt look very friendly to me
Doctor Who: SCREAMING
Hannibal: Eating Merlin
HANNIBAL YOU SPIT MERLIN OUT, RIGHT. NOW!
What I think when kids in my class read
- That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
- That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
- Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
- THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
- Can I sleep?
- If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
- You can’t pronounce THAT word?
- WHAT THE HELL
- The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
- My skin’s crawling
- Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
- You skipped a line
- LOL what was that?
- I don’t even.