Makeup blog is porcelainvanity.tumblr.com. I have some fandom stuff, but I'm really over most of it. There will probably be tits posted, but the one thing I try to tag is nsfw, so. Otherwise I don't tag, and I won't tag. My blog is full of triggers, so don't look if you have problems with such things. Just a warning, not telling you to get over it. Talk to me, I'm close enough to cool. Don't forget I'm single.

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tarsusingkirk:

demisexual kirk prime and demisexual spock prime make so much sense

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are you fucking kidding me

zanetheaiden:

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Heh, I play the cello, I’ll bet this is an interesting article.

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tru

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Jesus fucking christ dont get me started on moving the damn thing

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Pretty much…

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They cause die

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Yeah thats

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Me. Thats me.

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Motherfucker you wanna play

(x)

(via alienhedgehog)

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kimpissible:

when your mom says no to mcdonalds

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(via patarnon)

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esuerc:

When I go back to the hotel room at a convention

(Source: fleursdegrantaires, via geothebio)

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dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

(via chooseyourfuckinfate)

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oheska:

so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like

"you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"

and i was like

"ill get my boyfriend to do it"

and thats how i came out to my mom

(Source: southwatertribe, via chooseyourfuckinfate)

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eriadn:

we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”

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