Makeup blog is porcelainvanity.tumblr.com. I have some fandom stuff, but I'm really over most of it. There will probably be tits posted, but the one thing I try to tag is nsfw, so. Otherwise I don't tag, and I won't tag. My blog is full of triggers, so don't look if you have problems with such things. Just a warning, not telling you to get over it. Talk to me, I'm close enough to cool. Don't forget I'm single.

SLYTHERIN

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phantompierce:

neptunain:

great gatsby (2013): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

wolf of wallstreet (2013): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

django unchained (2012): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

(via sweatpantsandfandoms)

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Confidence goals: Kanye West 

Attitude goals: Rihanna

Money goals: Beyonce

(Source: xoxwanderlustxox, via zackisontumblr)

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yungterra:

yungterra:

look at this fucking opossum

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(via ikimaru)

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yungkawaiinigga:

shotofpatr0n:

yungkawaiinigga:

date a girl who reads books

nah 

skip that

just fuck the book. 

put ya dick in the book

What?

I SAID

FUCK THE BOOK

PUT YA DICK IN THE BOOK

(Source: yungkawaiiinigga, via moosezekiel)

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constellationsammy:

negativecos:

more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year” 

can they be nicknamed smuggle-borns or

(via latenightontheastronomytower)

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chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

(via avengersonna)

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